inside the lab.

The Charm Lab creates jewelry like a laboratory creates formulas.
In small drops. With clear concepts. And documented details.

Designed to be adopted.
Made to stay.

about the lab

adopt a bear.

Indication: emotional attachment.
Contents: one bear charm.
Includes: adoption certificate.
Dosage: as often as desired.
Side effects: compliments, attachment.
Packaging: pharmacy-approved.

adopt now

product information.

This is our first official drop.

Each bear is part of a limited series and intentionally designed — not randomly produced.

When you adopt a bear, you’re not just buying a charm.
You’re choosing a piece from Drop 001, issued with its own adoption certificate and packaged like a prescription.

how adoption works.

  • choose your bear.

    Select the bear you want to adopt from Drop 001.

  • receive your documents.

    Your bear arrives with an adoption certificate and pharmacy-style packaging.

  • wear responsibly.

    Daily wear encouraged.
    Attachment may occur.

available for adoption.

  • Adopt a Bear™

    Bear charms from Drop 001.

    Available for adoption

    View bears 

  • Adopt a Treat™

    Prescribed for long-term enjoyment.


    COMING SOON.

why it’s prescribed.

  • clinically cute.

    Tested in the lab. Approved by us.

  • officially documented.

    Adoption certificate included.

  • packaged like a prescription.

    Zero side effects.

  • prescribed for daily wear.

    Necklace, bracelet, earrings - as directed.
tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned. tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned. tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned. tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned. tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned. tested on real people. repeatedly adopted. rarely returned.

important information.

This product is not a medical device.
No actual bears were harmed.
Side effects may include compliments, emotional attachment
and the urge to adopt more than one.

Keep out of reach of boring jewelry.